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CASTING CALL FOR OUR SPRING SHOW!

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

8pm each evening at the Radburn Grange (stage door)

 

A night of comedy, love stories and general bliss.

 

ALL IN THE TIMING by David Ives

and

DO OVER by Frederick Stroppel

 

Directed by Michael J. Sheehan, Jr.

 

Sides will be provided. Performance dates are
April 27,28, 29 and May 3,4,5


Rehearsals will be Tuesday and Wednesday nights at 8pm, and once the show gets closer Thursday night will be added in.


Synopsis

David Ives' All in the Timing is a paradoxical comedy comprising of six acts.


The first selection is entitled Sure Thing. It is a chronicle of the possibilities that exist when two people try to have a cup of coffee together. It starts with the question "is that seat taken?" with responses starting with "yes, I'm waiting for someone" to "no, have a seat." It takes a few moments to become comfortable with the switching of scenes but it is eerily mesmerizing to watch the scene unfold and recognize that you yourself have been in that exact position.

The second selection, Trotsky, is about Leon Trotsky. He has a mountain climber's axe smashed/buried into his skull by his communist gardener, Ramon, the day before, yet he remembers nothing. His ice pick phobia is the focus of this act, but it is the mountain climber's axe that does him in. The weird part (yes, something weirder that an ice pick fetish) is that his wife comes in the room with an encyclopedia from the 1990s (the play is set in 1940s) to inform him that the book says he is going to die today.

The third selection, Philadelphia, takes place in a coffee shop where the various inhabitants are stuck in different "cities" or states of mind. The person in a Los Angeles is perpetually carefree and doesn't get upset that his wife left him, or that he just lost his job. The person in a Chicago feels worse than dead, and the person in a Philadelphia gets exactly the opposite of what he asks for. The person in the Los Angeles explains everthing to the person in the Philadelphia so he finally learns to ask for the opposite of what he wants. Unfortunately, the person in the Los Angeles gets sucked into the other person's Philadelphia and he finally feels the pain of losing his job and wife.

The fourth selection is called Words, Words, Words. It is a bizarre look into the lives of three monkeys who are chosen for an experiment with the following premise: If a monkey type long enough at a typewriter, it will eventually come up with Hamlet. The lesson here is one of objectification: the monkeys are forced to do what their captors order them to do. The actors present their futile fate to the audience well.

The fifth is called The Universal Language. It involves a shyster  who makes up a "language" and then offers to teach it to people (passing it off as "The Universal Language") for a rather large sum of money. He claims that it will catch on like wildfire and soon everyone will be speaking it. His first pupil is a shy, stuttering girl with little money who hopes that this new language will help her overcome her speech problems and let her meet people. The teacher speaks in this "new" language for a good part of the scene so it is kind of hard to understand him, but in the end the two of them fall in love with each other and all's well.

In Do Over, as a young lady is preparing for a date, she discovers a young mans on her living room floor -- frightening her half to death! The man turns out to be her date, but he's twenty minutes early, and how did he get in, anyway? The truth comes out: he's not really in the apartment at all; he's miles and years away. He has appeared from the future to ask her not to keep their date, knowing that their love affair will not work out. The woman disbelieves him but he tells her things that would otherwise be impossible for him to know. A contemporary love story with a marvelous twist.
           


Character Breakdown:
*(Actors WILL be double cast)

Sure Thing
Bill: Male; 20’s -30’s; unassuming, average nice-guy.
Betty: Female, 20’s-30’s; pleasant, confident.
Both actors undergo wildly variant character transformations
as the scene progresses.

Words, Words, Words
Milton: Male monkey; not age specific; the intellectual.
Swift: Male monkey; not age specific; the rabble rousing
proletarian.
Kafka: Female monkey; not age specific; the sensible one.
Actors are not costumed in monkey suits.

Variations on the Death of Trotsky
Trotsky: Male; must play 55-60; energetic revolutionary.
Mrs. Trotsky: Female; must play 55-60; matronly.
Ramon: Male: 30’s-40’s; pleasant; Mexican accent.

The Universal Language
Don: Male; 30’s- 50’s; The tutor; very eccentric; actor must
be able to memorize nonsense language and employ physical
gestures to communicate.
Dawn: Female; 20’s-40’s; self-conscious woman with stutter
who enrolls in class in Unamunda. Actor must be good
listener. Breaks out of her shell by the end.

The Philadelphia
Al: Male; 30’s; slick, very “Hollywood”.
Waitress: Female; 20’s-30’s; frank; straightforward.
Mark: Male; 30’s; high strung.

Do Over: 1M, 1F  age is flexible.